One pump or two

While taking a class, I had the pleasure of visiting a Starbucks a few times a week. Here are my feelings: 

1. I'm not impressed. After trying A LOT of the items on the menu, I was left unsatisfied and full of meh and Bleh. 

This included food products too. 

This was by far the worst thing I had. Legit couldn't eat it. And I eat everything! 

2. I do not,for the life of me, understand how to order things and I don't understand "the code" 

 Seriously, I don't even know if this was mine. But I took it. I wish I didn't. 

3. This was like drinking vomit. Yes, I DO know what that tastes like. 

4. "one pump or two?" I said 1. They told me "we usually do 3". Well then give me  three. Don't change what u you usual do because I'm here!

5. This wasn't bad. 

In conclusion, fuck Starbucks. I'm running on dunkin.