Saturday, June 8, 2013

An ode to you, the customer


Some friendly reminders:
  • Pick a movie before you come to the theater. There are phone numbers you can call, websites to check and apps to download. Many ways to "know before you go" Save yourself from standing there with a big dumb look on your face as you scan the movie board. Ain't nobody got time for that.
  • Get the title right. You checked it before you came, right? Just remember it and say that title.
  • I'm not a mind reader. If you're standing alone, don't expect me to know that your brother and his two kids are joining you.
  • Also, tell me if you're a senior. I'm not going to assume you're old as dirt unless you tell me you are old as dirt.
  • Take your tickets when they're given to you. I don't want them. Plus you need them to get in.
  • Finally, don't be a dick. This is really a good life rule too.

My favorite part of the day... Movies we don't have!
  • You can't see me now
  • The Illusion
  • Safe Earth
  • Now that you see me
  • Now you've seen it
  • You can see
  • See me now
  • Ironhead

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